I would totally have cute “What I Wore” fashion posts and pictures of the amazing crafts I make. Instead, I have picked my nose bloody and have watched three seasons of the Office this week.

But, to be fair I’ve done 1 yoga class, and I bought a pair of motherfucking LOUBOUTINS. So that’s gotta earn me some girl cred, yes? I mean really, check these bitches out:

I really hope my grandmother would have approved of such a frivolous expense of my inheritance. I like to think she would approve of my happiness in owning them, and then call my mom to ask why hooker shoes would be so expensive. The answer: I don’t know, but the fashion world has taught me that I am not worthy of living without some red soles. 

Also, I am descending into the hippie world. After switching to all natural products for everything, I have started using a Diva Cup (not even joking, it rules.) and started washing and conditioning my hair with baking soda and apple cider vinegar. I am so ready for burning man. Still shaving all socially desired areas for a woman to shave though, so I feel like I haven’t gone too far. Yet. We’ll see what happens when winter comes!